Contoh soal spoof text

1. Contoh soal spoof text

Last week I took my five-year old son, Willy, to a musical instrument store in my hometown. I wanted to buy him a set of junior drum because his drum teacher advised me to buy him one. Willy likes listening to music very much. He also likes asking me everything he wants to know. Even his questions sometimes seem precocious for a boy of his age. He is very inquisitive. 
We went there by car. On the way, we saw a policeman standing near a traffic light regulating the passing cars and other vehicles. He blew his whistle now and then. 
Seeing the policeman blowing his whistle, Willy asked me at once, "Dad, why is the policeman using a whistle, not a drum?" 
Hearing his unexpected question I answered reluctantly, "Because he is not Phil Collins!" 

1.  What does the text talk about........
A.   Willy and his new drum.
B.     Phil Collins and his drum.
C.     A policeman and his whistle.
D.     Willy's drum private teacher.
E.     The writer's five-year old son. 

2. From the text above we know that Willy is a/n........ boy. 
A.   smart
B.    funny
C.    stupid
D.    childish
E.    annoying
 
3. Which sentence makes the text a funny story ........ 
A.      He is very inquisitive.
B.      "Because he is not Phil Collins".
C.      He blew his whistle now and then.
D.      He also likes asking me everything he wants to know.
E.       "Dad, why is the policeman using a whistle not a drum?"

semoga membantu ^_^

2. contoh text spoof,soal dan jawabanya

sy ada dlm bentuk gambar..diklik saja y..

3. contoh soal tentang spoof text beserta jawaban

The Blonde and the Lawyer A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa." Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay" says the lawyer, "your turn." She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The blonde says, "Thank you", and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep. 1. The story tells us about … a. A plane which a blonde and a lawyer took. b. A lawyer who played a game with a blonde. c. A lawyer who bet on something with a blonde. d. A blonde who was tricked by a lawyer. e. A blonde who lost her money. 2. What did the lawyer want to play with the blonde? a. hide and seek b. chicken limbo c. jump rope d. guessing game e. scrabble 3. What was the rule of the game finally? a. If the blonde could not answer the lawyer’s question, she paid him $5.00, and vise versa. b. If the blonde could not answer the question, she should pay $5.00. If the lawyer could not answer her question, he should pay $500.00. c. If the blonde could not answer the lawyer’s question, she paid him $500.00, and vise versa. d. If the blonde could not answer the lawyer’s question, she paid him $500.00. If the lawyer could not answer her question, he paid her $5.00. e. If the lawyer could not answer her question, he paid her $500.00. If the blonde could not answer his question, she did not have to pay him. 4. How much money did the blonde benefit from the game? a. $5.00 b. $50.00 c. $500.00 d. $510.00 e. $490.00 5. Who was cleverer, the blonde or the lawyer? a. the blonde b. the lawyer c. none of them was clever. d. Both were clever. e. They were the same. 6. The word “miffed’ in the last paragraph has the similar meaning to… a. shy b. happy c. generous d. doubt e. angry

A smart farmer potato

A potato farmer was sent to to prison just at time when he should have been digging the ground for planting the new crop of potatoes.

He realized that his wife would not be strong enough to do the digging by herself, but that she could manage to do the planting, and he also knew that he did not have any friends or neighbors who would be willing to do the digging for him. So he wrote a letter to his wife which said “Please do not dig the potato field. I hide the money and the gun there.”

Ten days later, he got a letter from his wife. It said, “I think somebody is reading your letter before they go out of prison. Some policeman arrived here two days ago and dug up the whole field. What shall I do now?”

The prisoner wrote back at once. “Plant the potatoes, of course!”.

1.Where Is the Event 1?

a. Paragraph 1

b. Paragraph 2

c. Paragraph 3

d. Paragraph 4

2.What Is The Farmer wrote to his wife

a. Please dig the potato field. I hide the money and the gun

there.”

b. Please do not dig the potato field. I hide the money and the gun

there.”

c. Please do not dig the potato field. I hide the money there.”

d. Please do not dig the potato field. I hide the gun there.”

3.What Is The Farmer Think To digging the ground for planting the new

crop of potatoes?

a. He Wrote  a message To His Wife

b. He Send Email To His Wife

c. She a message To Her Husband

d. She Send Email To Her Husband

4. what is The Police do after read that message?

a. The Police Send a message

b. The Police Not digging a farmer grond

c. The Police arrest the farmer wife

d. The Police digging a farmer grond

5.what farmer wife after do after the police do after digging they

ground

a. Plant the carrots

b. not Plant the potatoes

c. Plant the potatoes

d. Plant the Garlics

The Key :

bbadc

4. contoh text spoof tentang menonton film?

My Favourite Movie

My favorite movie is “Monters, Inc.” It is my favorite because it’s funny, the characters are colorful and it has a good story.

“Monsters, inc.” characters are Sully, Mike, Boo, and Randall. Sully is like King Kong or gorilla. He is fat, blue and has a lot of fur. He has big teeth. Mike is Sully’s friend. They work together. Mike is small, green and has tiny hands and feet. Most important he has one big eye. Boo is a human, not a monster. She gets into the Monster city by accident.

Boo is about two years old. She’s short, cute with black hair in pony tails. Finnaly, theres is Randall. He is the bad guy (villain). He looks just like a lizard. He can also disappear. In the movie Sully and Mike are roommates and work together in an energy company. Their job is to scare the kids. Screaming makes energy to run the city. Sully went into Boo’s room and Boo excaped into Monsterr City. That was a problem becuas monsters think humans are poison. Sully and Mike try to hide Boo because they don’t want to get in trouble. The two friends try to protect her and send her back home.

This movie made me feel happy. I was laughing the whole. For example, when baby Boo laughed and giggled, I laughed. Also, when Boo cried, the monster Mike made her laugh by umping and pulling on his eye. Another thing that happened and that when Sully put her down, she would run away and hide. The thing that made me happiest is after all her troubles she finally got back home. There were so many things that were funny I laughed all the time.

good luck

5. Tolong bikinin contoh spoof text dan 10 soal beserta jawabannya, pilihan ganda mksh...

The Blonde and the Lawyer
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY.
The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game.
The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa."
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay" says the lawyer, "your turn."
She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00.
The blonde says, "Thank you", and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.


1. The story tells us about …
a. A plane which a blonde and a lawyer took.
b. A lawyer who played a game with a blonde.
c. A lawyer who bet on something with a blonde.
d. A blonde who was tricked by a lawyer.
e. A blonde who lost her money.

2. What did the lawyer want to play with the blonde?
a. hide and seek
b. chicken limbo
c. jump rope
d. guessing game
e. scrabble

3. What was the rule of the game finally?
a. If the blonde could not answer the lawyer’s question, she paid him $5.00, and vise versa.
b. If the blonde could not answer the question, she should pay $5.00. If the lawyer could not answer her question, he should pay $500.00.
c. If the blonde could not answer the lawyer’s question, she paid him $500.00, and vise versa.
d. If the blonde could not answer the lawyer’s question, she paid him $500.00. If the lawyer could not answer her question, he paid her $5.00.
e. If the lawyer could not answer her question, he paid her $500.00. If the blonde could not answer his question, she did not have to pay him.

4. How much money did the blonde benefit from the game?
a. $5.00
b. $50.00
c. $500.00
d. $510.00
e. $490.00

5. Who was cleverer, the blonde or the lawyer?
a. the blonde
b. the lawyer
c. none of them was clever.
d. Both were clever.
e. They were the same.

6. The word “miffed’ in the last paragraph has the similar meaning to…
a. shy
b. happy
c. generous
d. doubt
e. angry
jawaban nya yang di tebelin maaf klo salah

6. contoh spoof text beserta soal PG nya 5 ?

Last week I took my five-year old son, Willy, to a musical instrument store in my hometown. I wanted to buy him a set of junior drum because his drum teacher advised me to buy him one. Willy likes listening to music very much. He also likes asking me everything he wants to know. Even his questions sometimes seem precocious for a boy of his age. He is very inquisitive.
We went there by car. On the way, we saw a policeman standing near a traffic light regulating the passing cars and other vehicles. He blew his whistle now and then.
Seeing the policeman blowing his whistle, Willy asked me at once, "Dad, why is the policeman using a whistle, not a drum?"
Hearing his unexpected question I answered reluctantly, "Because he is not Phil Collins!"
1.  What does the text talk about........
A.   Willy and his new drum.
B.     Phil Collins and his drum.
C.     A policeman and his whistle.
D.     Willy's drum private teacher.
E.     The writer's five-year old son.
2. From the text above we know that Willy is a/n........ boy.
A.   smart
B.    funny
C.    stupid
D.    childish

semoga membantu ^_^
E.    annoying
3. Which sentence makes the text a funny story ........
A.      He is very inquisitive.
B.      "Because he is not Phil Collins".
C.      He blew his whistle now and then.
D.      He also likes asking me everything he wants to know.
E.       "Dad, why is the policeman using a whistle not a drum?"

7. berikan contoh spoof text

The Phone was Off 
Soon after he left college, Dave found one of his uncles who was very rich and had no children of his own died and left him a lot of money, so he decided to set up his own real estate agency.
Dave found a nice office. He bought some new furniture and moved in. he had only been there for e few hours when he heard someone coming toward the door of his office.
“It must be my first customer” Dave thought. He quickly picked up the telephone and pretended to be very busy answering an important call from someone in New York who wanted to buy a big and expensive house in the country.
The man knocked at the door while this was going on. He came in and waited politely for Dave to finish his conversation on the phone. Then the man said to Dave; “I am from the telephone company and I was sent here to connect your telephone”

8. contoh spoof text menceritakan pengalaman pribadi

one fine day, I went to a famous zoo in my home town. I was not alone at that time. I visited the zoo with my nuclear family. Incidentally, we used same dress code color that is yellow.At 8 a.m we arrived at the zoo. I asked my mother and my brother to follow me while my father and my grandmother was enjoying the scenery by sitting under the tree. I was happy because we could feed the animals there. I took some pictures with some animals. There were tiger, lion, and bear for the wild animals. Another cage also provide some birds, elephants, and monkeys.Beside those animals, we can see elephant show like a circus performance. The facilitation looked so complete and comfortable, they are restaurant, pool side, fountain, garden etc. We can go around the zoo by using mini train. Because of tiredness, my mother felt so hungry. She wants to buy some foods and beverages at the restaurant with my brother. Then I took a decision to look for my grandmother and my father sitting under the tree.On the way to meet them under the tree. I forgot ask my mother where they had been sitting. The trees looked similar in my eyes. Yet I tried to find them. Luckily I could see them under mahogany. On that day I did not bring my spectacles. I called them screamingly. “Dad, grandma!” They still keep silent. I looked them wear yellow dress. I walked up them to call them once again. “Dad, what are you doing?” “I am calling you just now!” they just got surprised. “Sorry little girl I am not your father.” When I saw them clearly, they were not my father and grandmother. They were couple of husband and wife with yellow dress too. What an embarrasing day at that time. (twist)Artinya :Di dalam perjalanan mencari mereka di bawah pohon. Saya lupa bertanya kepada ibu sada di mana mereka duduk. Pepohonan terlihat sama di mata saya. Tapi saya tetap mencoba untuk mencari them. Akhirnya, saya bisa menemukan mereka di bawah pohon mahoni. Hari itu saya tidak membawa kacamata. Saya memanggil mereka dengan jeritan, “Ayah, Nenek!” mereka tetap diam saja. Saya melihat mereka memakai baju kuning. Saya menghampiri mereka untu memnggil mereka sekali lagi. “Ayah apa yang sedang kamu lakukan? Saya memanggilmu barusan. Mereka hanya terheran-heran.” Maaf nona kecil saya bukan Ayahmu . Ketika saya melihat dengan jelas, mereka bukan Ayah dan nenek saya. Mereka adalah sepasang suami istri yang memakai baju kuning juga. Betapa malunya saat itu.Pada suatu hari yang cerah, saya pergi ke kebun binatang ternama di kampung halaman saya. Saya tidak sendiri. Saya mengunjungi kebun binatang dengan keluarga inti saya. Kebetulan kami memakai pakaian yang berwarna sama yaitu kuning.Pada pukul delapan pagi kami tiba di kebun binatang. Saya mengajak ibu saya dan adik saya untuk mengikuti saya sedangkan ayah saya dan nenek saya menikmati pemandangan dengan duduk di bawah pohon. Saya sangat Bahagia karena bisa memberikan makanan kepada binatang di sana. Saya mengambil beberapa foto dengan beberapa binatang. Mereka ada harimau, singa dan bangau untuk kelompok binatang buas. Kandang lain juga menyediakan beberapa burung, gajah, dan monyet.Selain binatang-binatang itu, kita bisa melihat gajah seperti penampilan sirkus. Fasilitas kelihatan lengkap dan nyaman, mereka adalah restoran, kolam, pancuran, kebun dan lain-lain. Kita bisa mengelilingi kebun binatang dengan menggunakan kereta mini. Karena kelelahan, ibu saya merasa lapar sekali. Dia ingin membeli makanan dan minuman di restoran dengan adik saya. Setelah itu, saya ambil keputusan untuk mencari nenek dan ayah saya yang sedang duduk di bawah pohon.Di dalam perjalanan mencari mereka di bawah pohon. Saya lupa bertanya kepada ibu sada di mana mereka duduk. Pepohonan terlihat sama di mata saya. Tapi saya tetap mencoba untuk mencari them. Akhirnya, saya bisa menemukan mereka di bawah pohon mahoni. Hari itu saya tidak membawa kacamata. Saya memanggil mereka dengan jeritan, “Ayah, Nenek!” mereka tetap diam saja. Saya melihat mereka memakai baju kuning. Saya menghampiri mereka untu memnggil mereka sekali lagi. “Ayah apa yang sedang kamu lakukan? Saya memanggilmu barusan. Mereka hanya terheran-heran.” Maaf nona kecil saya bukan Ayahmu . Ketika saya melihat dengan jelas, mereka bukan Ayah dan nenek saya. Mereka adalah sepasang suami istri yang memakai baju kuning juga. Betapa malunya saat itu.Demikianlah Contoh Spoof Text Pengalaman Pribadi dan artinya Terlengkap semoga bermanfaat untuk anda semua. jangan lupa share artikel ini kefacebook dan twitter milik anda semua. Thanks.

9. berikan contoh dari spoof text yang singkat

“The Brain Bank”


The Brain Bank It seems there was a woman who received some bad news. Her husband had been in an automobile accident and was brain dead. The doctor told her some good news, though. They had perfected their brain transplant technique and that she was lucky there were three fresh brains in the brain bank from which to choose. A large explosion had killed a firefighter, a captain and a chief. Having insurance, she requested the cost for each of the brains. The firefighter’s brain was $10,000, the captain’s brain was $50,000 and the chief was a MILLION DOLLARS! Curious, she asked why the chief’s brain was so much more expensive. The reply.... you see the chief’s brain has never been used!

10. Soal spoof text dan jawabannya

alisjahbana hehehe hehehe disusun. didiet sudahlah cucuku cruise chaudhry

11. contoh spoof text yang singkat

the sharks got them

While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,”Are there any gators around here?!”

“Naw,” the man hollered back, “they ain’t been around for years!”

“Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore.

About halfway there he asked the guy,”How’d you get rid of the gators?”

“We didn’t do nothin’,” the beachcomber said.

“The sharks got ’em.”

the sharks got them

While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,”Are there any gators around here?!”

“Naw,” the man hollered back, “they ain’t been around for years!”

“Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore.

About halfway there he asked the guy,”How’d you get rid of the gators?”

“We didn’t do nothin’,” the beachcomber said.

“The sharks got ’em.”

12. contoh spoof text yang lucu?

Penguin in the Park

Orientation Once a man was walking in a park when he come across a penguin.(Suatu ketika ada seorang pria sedang berjalan di sebuah taman ketika dia melihat seekor pinguin melintas.)

Event He took him to a policeman and said, "I have just found this penguin. What should I do?" The policeman replied, "take him to the zoo".

The next day the policeman saw the same man in the same park and the man still carrying the penguin with him. The policeman was rather supriseed and walked up to the man and asked "why are you still carrying that penguin about? Didn't you take it to the zoo?"

Twist "I certainly did" replied the man.("Saya melakukannya" jawab pria tersebut.)
"And it was a great idea because he really enjoyed it, so today I am taking him to the moviest, and the next day I'll take it to the beach. It'll be so much fun" said the man.("Dan itu merupakan sebuah ide yang bagus karena pinguin tersebut menikmatinya, jadi hari ini saya akan membawanya ke bioskop, dan besok saya akan membawanya ke pantai. Itu kan sangat menyenangkan" kata pria tersebut.)

"Owh my God. You are so stupid. I asked you to take the penguin and give it to the zoo. I didn't ask to take it to the zoo and had fun there with it." policemen said.

13. 1. What is Spoof Text ?Spoof text is​

Jawaban:

Spoof text is a text which tells the events of the past with an unexpected ending and funny.

(Spoof text adalah teks yang menceritakan peristiwa masa lalu dengan akhir yang tidak terduga dan lucu.)

Untuk menghibur pembaca dengan cerita lucu

Penjelasan:

Jawaban:

 Spoof text adalah salah satu jenis teks bahasa Inggris yang isinya mengenai cerita lucu. Tujuan komunikatif dari jenis teks ini adalah untuk menghibur pembaca atau mendengar dari cerita tersebut.

Di dalam Cambridge Advance Learner’s Dictionary Online terdapat dua makna spoof:

Makna pertama yaitu spoof sebagai kata benda yang bermakna “a funny and silly piece of writing, music, theatre, etc. that copies the style of an original work”.

(“sebuah hasil karya lucu dan bodoh dari tulisan, musik, teater, dan sebagainya, yang menggandakan atau mengopi gaya dari hasil karya sebenarnya”).

Makna kedua yaitu spoof sebagai kata kerja dengan makna “to try to make someone believe in something that is not true, as a joke”.

(“mencoba membuat sesorang percaya akan sesuatu yang tidak benar, sebagai bahan candaan”).

STRUKTUR

Terdapat tiga struktur kebahasaan yang dimiliki oleh spoof text, yaitu:

1. Orientation

Seperti halnya jenis teks narasi lainnya, spoof text juga diawali dengan orientation yaitu bagian dimana penulis memulai untuk memperkenalkan cerita dengan pengenalan tokoh, latar, dll.

2. Events

Pada bagian ini penulis menceritakan kejadian yang masih dalam kejadian wajar.

3. Twist

Twist merupakan bagian teks yang menceritakan kebalikan dari kejadian wajar di bagian events. Twist merupakan bagian akhir dari spoof text yang menceritakan kejadian akhir lucu dan tidak disangka-sangka sebelumnya.

CIRI KEBAHASAAN

Spoof text memiliki empat ciri yang membedakannya dengan jenis teks bahasa Inggris lainnya, yaitu:

1. Menggunakan past tense

2. Menggunakan action verb

3. Menggunakan kata keterangan waktu dan tempat

4. Diceritakan secara kronologis

14. contoh spoof text beserta artinya

yesterday, when I went to my friend home, I met my friend, his name abdul. So, after that he ask my help for brought his plastic bag, when I took his plastic bag, "boommm..." I listened his fart voice. suddenly i laughed out loud.

kemarin ketika aku pergi ke rumah temanku, aku bertemu dengan temanku yang bernama abdul, dan dia meminta tolong bantuanku untuk membawakan plastiknya, ketika aku mengambil plastiknya, "boommm" aku mendengar suara kentutnya, setelah itu aku tertawa terbahak bahak

maaf kurang berkenan

15. Contoh soal text spoof 10 soal pilihan ganda beserta jawaban

1.what does she do?
a.playing (jawabnnya A)
b.praying
c.when
d.hes

16. soal dan pembahasan spoof text

Saya tidak mengetikkan Spoofnya lagi, langsung soal dan pembahasannya saja ya?
1. What is the function of mobile phone?
The function of mobile phone is not used just for calling, sending text, taking pictures, accessing internet, but also students can call their parents for the other needs and another unexpected needs for students.
2. What does "they" refer to in paragraph 2 line 2 ?
They in the second paragraph and line 2 is refer to students.
3. Why the mobile phone becomes very important, even for students?
Because mobile phones not just for calling and sending text, it also used for increasing knowledge among students, students can call their parents for other needs, and expand the network of friendship among students.
4. How to make the students keep focusing on the learning process while they bring the mobile phone with them?
They must use their phone in the right time and place and they also must keep the phone silent or turn off it until break time.
5. In which paragraph do you find the suggestion?
In the fifth or the last paragraph..

17. **contoh spoof text beserta pertanyaan dan jawabannya

The Blonde and the Lawyer


A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY.
The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game.
The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa."
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay" says the lawyer, "your turn."
She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00.
The blonde says, "Thank you", and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.


1. The story tells us about …
a. A plane which a blonde and a lawyer took.
b. A lawyer who played a game with a blonde.✔
c. A lawyer who bet on something with a blonde.
d. A blonde who was tricked by a lawyer.
e. A blonde who lost her money.

2. What did the lawyer want to play with the blonde?
a. hide and seek
b. chicken limbo
c. jump rope
d. guessing game✔
e. scrabble

3. What was the rule of the game finally?
a. If the blonde could not answer the lawyer’s question, she paid him $5.00, and vise versa.
b. If the blonde could not answer the question, she should pay $5.00. If the lawyer could not answer her question, he should pay $500.00.✔
c. If the blonde could not answer the lawyer’s question, she paid him $500.00, and vise versa.
d. If the blonde could not answer the lawyer’s question, she paid him $500.00. If the lawyer could not answer her question, he paid her $5.00.
e. If the lawyer could not answer her question, he paid her $500.00. If the blonde could not answer his question, she did not have to pay him.

4. How much money did the blonde benefit from the game?
a. $5.00
b. $50.00
c. $500.00
d. $510.00
e. $490.00✔

5. Who was cleverer, the blonde or the lawyer?
a. the blonde✔
b. the lawyer
c. none of them was clever.
d. Both were clever.
e. They were the same.

6. The word “miffed’ in the last paragraph has the similar meaning to…
a. shy
b. happy
c. generous
d. doubt
e. angry✔

18. Contoh jenis text bahasa inggris tentang spoof text?

Once a man was walking in a park when he come across a penguin. He took him to a policeman and said, "I have just found this penguin. What should I do?" The policeman replied, "take him to the zoo".The next day the policeman saw the same man in the same park and the man still carrying the penguin with him. The policeman was rather supriseed and walked up to the man and asked "why are you still carrying that penguin about? Didn't you take it to the zoo?"
"I certainly did" replied the man. "And it was a great idea because he really enjoyed it, so today I am taking him to the moviest, and the next day I'll take it to the beach. It'll be so much fun" said the man. "Owh my God. You are so stupid. I asked you to take the penguin and give it to the zoo. I didn't ask to take it to the zoo and had fun there with it." policemen said.

19. contoh spoof text lucu

A : Hey, What do you think the best-selling items in the market?
B : Hhm... maybe... Toyota cars?
A : Totally fault you! The right answers is WE ARE of Indonesian people; the brain of us! Sold        out well in the world market! It's been a long time!
B : Why the brain of Indonesian's people sold out well in the world market, Boy?
A : Because the brain of Indonesian's people still smooth alias rarely used!
B : &%$#$!

(Sorry, this is also as satire for must of us....) 

Semoga membantu

20. contoh spoof text dan 5 soalnya dan jawabannya

The class teacher asks students to name an
animal that begins with an “E”. One boy says,
“Elephant.”
Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins
with a “T”. The same boy says, “Two elephants.”
The teacher sends the boy out of the class for
bad behavior. After that she asks for an animal
beginning with “M”.
The boy shouts from the other side of the wall:
“Maybe an elephant!”                                                         joko is stupid boy
in a village lived a boy a named joko, he lived with his mother. in a afternoon joko go to the river, he saw a chicken that was floating in the river trying to reach the end joko. joko grabs it turns out the chicken after it stink then joko throw it into the river again. joko went home talked to his mother 'mom, i saw there was a chicken in the river smelled so bad. 'yes son anyway if something smells it, that means it's dead. ' replied him mother

21. Contoh spoof text singkat?

Soon after he left college, Dave found one of his uncles who was very rich and had no children of his own died and left him a lot of money, so he decided to set up his own real estate agency.
Dave found a nice office. He bought some new furniture and moved in. he had only been there for e few hours when he heard someone coming toward the door of his office.
“It must be my first customer” Dave thought. He quickly picked up the telephone and pretended to be very busy answering an important call from someone in New York who wanted to buy a big and expensive house in the country.
The man knocked at the door while this was going on. He came in and waited politely for Dave to finish his conversation on the phone. Then the man said to Dave; “I am from the telephone company and I was sent here to connect your telephone”

22. Contoh spoof text pengalaman bersama teman sebangku

One day, I went to a well known zoo in the place where I grew up. I was not the only one around then. I went by the zoo with my atomic crew. By chance, we utilized same clothing standard shading that is yellow. At 8 a.m we landed at the zoo. I asked my mom and my sibling to tail me while my dad and my grandma was appreciating the landscape by sitting under the tree. I was cheerful on the grounds that we could bolster the creatures there. I brought a few photos with a few creatures. There were tiger, lion, and bear for the wild creatures. Another pen additionally give a few flying creatures, elephants, and monkeys.

Alongside those creatures, we can see elephant show like a bazaar execution. The assistance looked so finish and agreeable, they are eatery, pool side, wellspring, greenery enclosure and so forth. We can go around the zoo by utilizing smaller than normal train. On account of tiredness, my mom felt so eager. She needs to purchase a few sustenances and refreshments at the eatery with my sibling. At that point I investigated my grandma and my dad sitting under the tree.

While in transit to meet them under the tree. I overlooked ask my mom where they had been sitting. The trees appeared to be comparative in my eyes. Yet I attempted to discover them. Fortunately I could see them under mahogany. On that day I didn’t bring my scenes. I called them screamingly. “Father, grandmother!” despite everything they keep noiseless. I looked them wear yellow dress. I strolled up them to call them by and by. “Father, what are you doing?” “I am calling you quite recently!” they just got shocked. “Sorry young lady I am not your dad.” When I saw them obviously, they were not my dad and grandma. They were couple of spouse and wife with yellow dress as well. What an embarrasing day around then. (Twist)

Terjemahan Dalam Bahasa Indonesia:

Suatu hari yang sangat cerah, aku berkunjung ke kebun binatang ternama di kampung halaman aku. Aku tidak sendiri. Aku mengunjungi kebun binatang dengan keluarga utama aku. Kebetulan memang kami memakai pakaian yang berwarna sama yaitu kuning. Pada pukul 8 pagi kami tiba di kebun binatang. Aku mengajak ibu aku dan adik aku untuk mengikuti aku sedangkan ayah aku dan nenek aku menikmati pemandangan dengan duduk di bawah pohon. Aku sangat Bahagia karena bisa memberikan makanan kepada binatang di sana. Aku mengambil beberapa foto dengan beberapa binatang. Mereka ada harimau, singa dan bangau untuk kelompok binatang buas. Kandang lain juga menyediakan beberapa burung, gajah, dan monyet.

Selain binatang-binatang itu, kita bisa melihat gajah seperti penampilan sirkus. Fasilitas kelihatan lengkap dan nyaman, mereka adalah restoran, kolam, pancuran, kebun dan lain-lain. Kita bisa mengelilingi kebun binatang dengan menggunakan kereta mini. Karena kelelahan, ibu aku merasa lapar sekali. Dia ingin membeli makanan dan minuman di restoran dengan adik aku. Setelah itu, aku ambil keputusan untuk mencari nenek dan ayah aku yang sedang duduk di bawah pohon.

Di dalam perjalanan mencari mereka di bawah pohon. Aku lupa bertanya kepada ibu sada di mana mereka duduk. Pepohonan terlihat sama di mata aku. Tapi aku tetap mencoba untuk mencari them. Akhirnya, aku bisa menemukan mereka di bawah pohon mahoni. Hari itu aku tidak membawa kacamata. Aku memanggil mereka dengan jeritan, “Ayah, Nenek!” mereka tetap diam saja. Aku melihat mereka memakai baju kuning. Aku menghampiri mereka untu memnggil mereka sekali lagi. “Ayah apa yang sedang kamu lakukan? Aku memanggilmu barusan. Mereka hanya terheran-heran.” Maaf nona kecil aku bukan Ayahmu . Ketika aku melihat dengan jelas, mereka bukan Ayah dan nenek aku. Mereka adalah sepasang suami istri yang memakai baju kuning juga. Betapa malunya saat itu.

23. contoh spoof text berdasarkan pengalaman pribadi

One day, i went to the 21 to watching movie. I got a bad seat. I had a seat near the screen but it was fine beacuse the movie was very good. I didn't enjoyed enough. There are guy and a girl were sitting next to me and were talking loudly. I couldn't hear clearly the actors. Then I warned them. But they didn't pay attention to me. I could not bear it Then I looked to them and said angrily, "I can't hear the words" and then the guy answered, "it's none of your bussiness", ,"this is private conversation".

24. contoh spoof text beserta pertanyaan dan jawabannya

kelas : XI
Pelajaran : Bahasa Inggris
Kategori : Spoof Text
Kata kunci : Sppof Text

pembahasan:

In Junior high school, we had to wear a white uniform every Monday. I was in my third year when this unforgettable event happened. We had music lessons on Mondays. That day, we had lesson playing a national song on the recorder. The teacher asked us to stand up almost at the same time. But suddenly, Doddy the most handsome boy in the class, who was sitting right behind me, yelled, and said “what happened to your skirt, it's red, Yuck!” God, I was having my period! Actually, I had already felt something wet while sitting, but I didn't have time to check it out because the teacher was already in the class. Now everyone knew about my period. I felt like I wanted to die. The teacher then asked me to change my skirt, so I had to walk out of the classroom while trying to cover my skirt with a bag. That was the most humiliating experience. l have ever had.

1. When did the story take place?
a. on Wednesday
b. on holiday
c. on mathematic lesson
d. on singing lesson
e. on Mondays.
jawaban : D

2. Which statement is not true based on the story?
a. The writer was wearing white uniform
b. The teacher was angry when this happened
c. The writer was on the music lesson when this story happened
d. The writer was in the third year of junior high school
e.They sang a national  song so they sat down. 
Jawaban :  B

3. But suddenly, Doddy, the most handsome boy in the class, who was sitting right behind me, yelled and said....The underline word has almost the same meaning as the word....
a. warned
b. shouted
c. cried
d. gazed
e. Surprised
jawaban : B

4. Which sentence shows the reorientation of the story?
a. That day, we had a lesson playing a national song on the recorder
b. I had to walk out of the Classroom while trying to cover my skirt with a bag
c. ln junio'r high school, we had to wear a white uniform every Monday
d. That was the most humiliating experience I've ever had
e. I was in my third year when this unforgettable event happened. (Jawaban : C)

25. Contoh Spoof Text , selain di google

Once upon a time in cowboy country..

An english explorer group walk inside a bar, and buy 5 bottle full of beer and 2 bottle full of rum, then one of them was seeking attention to the people inside the bar, then he said : do you know how many time mexican people change their light bulp?
The people in the bar : no, how many?
The Explorer : Juan
and then the people inside the bar was explode because of laugh

Then, the bartender who heard that joke, pull out his shotgun and said "Get out of my bar or i'll shoot you"

"wo wo, chill out it's just a joke rigth no need a gun" said the explorer

The bartender said " not everyone can accept a joke, now get out from my bar or i'll send you to your cemetery"

Thhen the explorer walked away from his bar.

Moral of the story is "not everyone can accept your joke, so becarefull or it will turn against you"

Maaf kalo ndak lucu :)
Semoga membantu...

26. perbedaan dan contoh descriptive text,narative text,spoof,dan hortatory expisition

Pengertian Hortatory Exposition
kalau dilihat dari arti dari masing kata pembentuknya, misalnya Oxford Dictionary (online) memberikan arti sebagai berikut;Kata “hortatory” adalah “Tending or aiming to exhort” yang berarti “Cenderung atau bertujuan untuk memberi nasihat.
Sementara itu arti leksikal dari kata “exposition” adalah “A comprehensive description and explanation of an idea or theory” yang berati “penggambaran atau penjelasn yang komprehensive terhadap sutu ide dan teori”
Maka secara sederhana hortatory exposition adalah suatu penjelasan yang komprehensive terhadap ide atau teori yang bertujuan untuk memberi nasihat.Jelas kemudian bahwa teks hortatory adalah teks yang disusun berdasarkan pemikirin penulisnya terhadap suatu gagasan yang ditujukan untuk memberi nasihat atau saran kepada pembacanya.Generic structure Teks hortatory Exposition
Seperti jenis tkes lainya dalam bahasa Inggris yang memunyai masin masin pola penyusunan pemaknahan yang diwujudkan dengan paragraf per paragraf, sebuah contoh hortatory expostion akan diatur berdasarkan unsur berikut:
1. Thesis: Apa gagasan atau teory yang sedang disampaikan oleh si penulis
2. Arguments: Setelah menyatah sebuah thesis, kemudian perlu diberikan beberapa argumen atau alasan yang mendudkung terhadap pemikiran si penuis tersebut.
3. Recommendation: Inilah fase terakhir yang paling membedakan antara jenis teks exposition yang satu dengan lainnya, dimana penulis perlu memeberikan sebuah recommdasi yang seharusnya atau tidak seharusnya dilakukan oleh pembacanya.

27. buatkan contoh spoof text,

SMS Spoofing occurs when a sender manipulates address information. Often it is done in order to impersonate a user that has roamed onto a foreign network and is submitting messages to the home network. Frequently, these messages are addressed to destinations outside the home network – with the home SMSC essentially being “hijacked” to send messages into other networks.The impact of this activity is threefold:The home network can incur termination charges caused by the delivery of these messages to interconnect partners.These messages can be of concern to interconnect partners. Their customers may complain about being spammed, or the content of the messages may be politically sensitive. Interconnect partners may threaten to cut off the home network unless a remedy is implemented. Home subscribers will be unable to send messages into these networks.While fraudsters normally used spoofed-identities to send messages, there is a risk that these identities may match those of real home subscribers. The risk therefore emerges, that genuine subscribers may be billed for roaming messages they did not send. If this situation occurs, the integrity of the home operator’s billing process may be compromised, with potentially huge impact on the brand.

28. contoh spoof text virtual learning​

Jawaban:

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school!”

“But why, Mom? I don’t want to go.”

“Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.”

“Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!”

“Oh, that’s no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.”

“Give me two reasons why I should go to school.”

“Well, for one, you’re 52 years old. And for another, you’re the Principal!”

Penjelasan:

Suatu pagi, seorang ibu masuk untuk membangunkan putranya. “Bangun, Nak. Sudah waktunya untuk pergi ke sekolah!" “Tapi kenapa, Bu? Aku tidak ingin pergi." "Beri aku dua alasan mengapa kamu tidak ingin pergi." "Yah, anak-anak membenciku karena salah satunya, dan para guru juga membenciku!" “Oh, itu bukan alasan untuk tidak pergi ke sekolah. Ayo sekarang dan bersiaplah.” “Beri saya dua alasan mengapa saya harus pergi ke sekolah.” “Yah, untuk satu, kamu berusia 52 tahun. Dan untuk yang lain, Anda adalah Kepala Sekolah! ”

29. contoh spoof text singkat

   It's sunday     

  One day, I woke up early. I went to school at 6 am. After arrive at school, there is nobody at school. My class was locked. I was waiting until 7 am, but nobody came. I thought there is a disaster attack my school, but everything is normal. In the next 30 minutes, I Call my friend and i asked “where are you”, “at home” he said. “why you don’t go to school?” “I want to sleep” he said and close my call. After calling many friends, but no answer, i became psimistic. In my mind, maybe there are some mafia want to go to my school. After thinking a lot, i decided to go to my principal house. When i arrived, my principal still sleep. His wife woke him up. After woke up, i ask him “why there is nobody go to school, include you sir?”. “It’s Sunday” he said with laughing

sumber: google                                               Absence
Joe’s Mother got angry because her son got a low mark on English test.
“Why did you get such a low mark on that test?” Asked mother angrily. Asked by his angry mother, Joe just kept silent and went out.
A few moment, Joe came back home and met his mother again. His mother asked the same question.
Joe answered steadily, “Because of absence.”
“You mean you were absent on the day of the test?” Mother wondered.
Joe replied, “No, but the kid who sits next to me was.”

30. Contoh spoof text dong yang mudah dan lucu :D

once day , there a man walked at garden , when he saw a monkey walked at cross
he took a policeman and said " I just found this monkey , what should i do ?"
policeman said " take that monkey to zoo'
the next morning that policeman saw that man still with that monkey 
"why you still with that monkey , didn't you take back that monkey to the zoo !'
 
I did , I take that monkey to the zoo , but that monkey really enjoyed it , and maybe tomorrow I'II take him to the market , and spent time at the beach 

policeman said " owh my god , I asked to take that monkey and give to the zoo ,i didn't asked you to had fun at the zoo , you are so stupid

semoga lucu

31. contoh spoof text?????

One day Si Unyil was walking around, he wanted to enjoy the beauty of nature. Suddenly, he was surprised because he saw a lot of people clustered. He went the crowd and asked one of the residents. “What’s going on?” Asked Si Unyil.“There is a road show involving a magical elephant,” the man said. “What do you mean by that magical elephant” asked Si Unyil curiously.“The elephant who only nodded the head to his master, and more amazingly, the elephant understands the human language,” said the man.The explanation made Si Unyil more interested and curious. After a few minutes, Si Unyil was in the crowd. There are many people who tried to make the elephant to nod and all of them were fail. They tried in various ways to make the elephant nodded, but no one won.Seeing the elephant persistence, Si Unyil was more curious. He eventually signed up to participate in the contest. It’s the turn of Si Unyil who faced the magical elephant. In front of the elephant, Si Unyil asked,“Do you know who I am?”The elephant was directly shook his head.“Are not you afraid of me?” asked Si Unyil again. But the elephant was still shaking his head.“Are you afraid of your master?” Said Si Unyil again.Elephants began to hesitate, but he just kept quiet.“If you remain silent, well, I will report it to your master,” threatened Si Unyil. Elephants still shaking his head.“Okay, I ask you once again, are you afraid of your master?” Said Si Unyil once again.Finally, the magic elephant nodded repeatedly and Si Unyil won the game.
Last week I went to the theatre. I had a very good seat. The play was very interesting. I did not enjoy it. A young man and a young woman were sitting behind me. They were talking very loudly. I got very angry. I could not hear the actors. I turned around. I looked at the man and the young woman angrily. They did not pay any attention.

       In the end, I could not bear it. I turned around again. “I could not hear a word” I said angrily.

       “It’s none of your business” the young man said rudely. “This is a private conversation”

32. Contoh spoof text pengalaman pribadi

when I'm 8 years old, me and my parents go to the zoo. because I want to see monkey. when I found 1, the monkey stole banana's from my hand and I fall down and I'm scare to. oh, that so funny u know.

33. contoh spoof text dan generic struktur

Spoof Text: Penguin in the Park

Once a man was walking in a park when he across a penguin. He took it to a policeman and said; “What should I do?” The policeman replied; “Take it to the zoo!”.
The next day, the policeman saw the man in the same park. The man was still carrying the penguin. The policeman was rather surprised and walked up to the man and asked; “Why are you still carrying the penguin? Didn’t you take it to the zoo?” The man replied; “I certainly did. And it was a great idea because the penguin really enjoyed it. So, today I am taking it to the movie”.

Generic Structure Analysis

Orientation;introducing participants: “He” and Penguin. They were in the park
Event1; The man tended to take the penguin to the park
Event; The following day, the man were still carrying the penguin
Twist; Even, finally the man would take the penguin to the movies
Language Feature Analysis
Focusing on certain certain participants; He, penguin, policeman
Using action verb; carry, walk up
Using adverb of time and place; once, in the park
Told in chronological order; chronological order by days, the next day.

34. Buatlah contoh spoof text.

"The sharks got them"

While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,”Are there any gators around here?!”

“Naw,” the man hollered back, “they ain’t been around for years!”

“Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore.

About halfway there he asked the guy,”How’d you get rid of the gators?”

“We didn’t do nothin’,” the beachcomber said.

“The sharks got ’em.”

Terjemahannya

"Dimakan Hiu"

Saat berolahraga memancing di lepas pantai Florida, seorang turis terbalik perahunya. Dia bisa berenang, tapi takut bila ada buaya membuatnya menempel di perahu yang terbalik. seorang nelayan tua berdiri di pantai, turis berteriak , ” Apakah ada buaya di sekitar sini?! “



” Tidak, ” pria itu berteriak kembali , ” mereka sudah tidak ada selama bertahun-tahun!”



” Merasa aman , turis mulai berenang santai ke pantai .



Baru setengah jalan di sana ia bertanya kepada orang tua tadi , ” Bagaimana kalian menyingkirkan buaya itu? “



” Kami tidak melakukan apa-apa, ” kata nelayan.



” Mereka dimakan hiu. “

35. 20 contoh soal spoof text pilihan ganda beserta jawabannya

Melodyheaven  Terpelajar1.what does she do?
a.playing 
b.praying
c.when

d.hes
jawabannya a
(mmaaf cuma satu soal doang

36. Contoh Spoof Text , selain di google

A woman is sitting at home entertaining her parents who have come around to congratulate her on the birth of their first grandchild.
"So, when can we see the baby?",asks the grandmother.
"In a little while",replies the mother.
Some time passes. The grandparents are looking quite anxious at this point.
"So, when can we see the baby?",ask the grandfather.
"When the baby starts crying."replies the mother.
The grandparents turn to look at each other,a little perplexed and ask, "Why do we have to wait until she starts cryingg?!"
The mother snaps back, "Because I put her down somewhere this morning and I can't remember where she is!"

37. buatkan 2 contoh spoof text

CONTOH SPOOF TEXT : ABSENCE

Joe's Mother got angry because her son got a low mark on English test.

"Why did you get such a low mark on that test?" Asked mother angrily. Asked by his angry mother, Joe just kept silent and went out.

A few moment, Joe came back home and met his mother again. His mother asked the same question.

Joe answered steadily, "Because of absence."

"You mean you were absent on the day of the test?" Mother wondered.

Joe replied, "No, but the kid who sits next to me was."



CONTOH SPOOF TEXT : SAM TING WONG

Jacky Wong got married with Lia Wong. Both of them had a white skin and straight hair. They are really a well-matched couple.

One year later, Wong family got a new baby. A nurse brought them a son with curly hair and a black skin.

The nurse congratulated and said, "What name will you give to this son?"

With a confused face, Jacky Wong grumbled, "Sam Ting Wong!"

38. tolong dong kasih contoh spoof text?

The lecture on the Supernatural
A professor at the University of Greece in Kalamata is giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: “How many people here believe in ghosts?””
About 90 students raise their hands. ”Well that’s a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts”

39. contoh soal spoof text pilihan ganda beserta jawabannya

Melodyheaven  Terpelajar1.what does she do?
a.playing 
b.praying
c.when

d.hes
jawabannya a
(mmaaf cuma satu soal doang

40. Tuliskan contoh spoof text

Joe's Mother got angry because her son got a low mark on English test.
"Why did you get such a low mark on that test?" Asked mother angrily. Asked by his angry mother, Joe just kept silent and went out.
A few moment, Joe came back home and met his mother again. His mother asked the same question.
Joe answered steadily, "Because of absence."
"You mean you were absent on the day of the test?" Mother wondered.
Joe replied, "No, but the kid who sits next to me was."Contoh Spoof Text :
That phone is off
Soon after he left college, Dave found one of his uncles who was very rich and had no children of his own died and left him a lot of money, so he decided to set up his own real estate agency.
Dave found a nice office. He bought some new furniture and moved in. he had only been there for e few hours when he heard someone coming toward the door of his office.
“It must be my first customer,” Dave thought. He quickly picked up the telephone and pretended to be very busy answering an important call from someone in New York who wanted to buy a big and expensive house in the country.
The man knocked at the door while this was going on. He came in and waited politely for Dave to finish his conversation on the phone. Then the man said to Dave; “I am from the telephone company and I was sent here to connect your telephone.”